“Squirrel! Hey, squirrel! Yeah, you! Fuck you, squirrel!”
“First I was talking to a spider, then I was going because my people need me.”
Photo by ©Mia’s Diary
“Ok base. Laser gun ready to fire.” - says First Sergeant Chubbz.
(Source: fluffaykitties, via aatombomb)
“No! I changed my mind, tell her she can’t keep me! I don’t want to be adopted anymore!!”
Photo via Imgur